Five things I did today and five things I didn’t:
Did: all-you-can-eat sushi.
Didn’t: eat any sugar.
Did: accidentally end up at the mall.
Didn’t: resist shopping.
Did: acknowledge that I’m having Peaky Blinders withdrawals.
Didn’t: turn on my TV.
Did: drive past TRUMP’s hotel.
Didn’t: vote for him at the caucus.
Did: go to the courthouse.
Didn’t: bring my golf clubs or I would’ve hit balls at the range across the street like I always do when I have to go to court.